Pilot: November 123 on a very short final, understand I'm cleared to land? Tower: Oh, who's talking ? Pilot: Me Radar: Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees Pilot: Roger, but we are at 35.000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? Radar: Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727 ? Radar: CRX 500, are you on a course to SUL ? Pilot: More or less Radar: So proceed a little bit more to SUL Tower: N2234, are you a Cessna ? Pilot: No, I'm a male hispanic Pilot: ... request heading 110 to avoid" Radar: To avoid what ? Pilot: To avoid delay Pilot: Radar, this is Cessna 4675 Radar: Cessna 4675, go ahead Pilot: Radar, I dont seem to be making much progress here. How is my groundspeed ? Radar: Well, all depends. If you are a hang glider, you are doing very well.