A young doctor had moved into town and was setting up
    a new practice.  He had a new sign painted and hung it
    in front of his office,  proclaiming his specialties:
        "Homosexuals & Hemorrhoids."
   
    The town fathers were upset with the sign and asked
    him please to  change it.
   
    The Doctor was eager to please, so he put up a new sign:
        "Queers & Rears."
   
    The town fathers were really fuming about that one, so
    they demanded  that the Doctor come up with a decent
    sign that would not offend the  townspeople.
   
    So the Doctor came up with an acceptable sign:
        "Odds & Ends."