Summer time is approaching quickly, and the kids
       want to go to
       camp.Camp is to be a fun filled time of joy, playing
       with the other
       kids,swimming, making crafts, and just "hanging
       out".  With so many to
       choose from it
       would be easy to make a mistake and send your kid(s)
       to the wrongcamp.
       The National Association of Camp Monitors has posted
       a list of camps
       that would probably not be suitable for your kids.
       The list is below.

        Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your
        kids to.

           10.  Tommy Lee's---------- Camp Kickachickee
            9.  Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee
            8.  Tanya Harding's------ Camp Wackaneenee
            7.  Kenneth Star's------- Camp Catchacrookee
            6.  Louis Farakahn's----- Camp Killawhitey
            5.  O.J. Simpson's------- Camp Killachickee
            4.  Michael Jackson's---- Camp Wannabewhitey
            3.  President Clinton's-- Camp Getahoochie
            2.  Ellen Degeneras's---- Camp Lickacoochie

        And the number one camp not to send your kid
        to:

            1.  Monica Lewinsky's---- Camp Suckapeepee