The Aggie, the Longhorn and the Pig
   
    A student from Texas A&M University, a student
 from The University of   Texas,    and a pig were in the hospital 
 waiting room,  each awaiting the birth of   his    firstborn. 
 
 Suddenly, the lights went out.     Fortunately, power was restored 
 Shortly  thereafter and the head nurse  made    her way to the 
 waiting room. "I've got good news  and bad news, gentlemen
  and    pig," she announced. 
 
 "Despite the electrical  outage, two healthy young
   boys    and one healthy piglet have been delivered.
   
    "However, since the lights went out at the most
 inopportune time, we   aren't    sure which firstborn belongs 
 to whom. The only  way we know to resolve   the    problem is to 
 draw straws and have the winner  choose first."
   
   The three proud papas agreed, and the UT grad  won the drawing. 
 He was    escorted into the delivery room and looked at
  the three newborns for a    painstakingly long time.  Finally, with
 head
  bowed, he scooped up the   piglet    and headed for the door.
   
     "Sir, are you quite certain that you've made  the right choice?" the
  nurse    asked.      "No, I'm not," replied the Longhorn.  "But I
  just couldn't run the risk  of    choosing the Aggie."