They should probably include the title of this message.

-Sparky


 The Top 10 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

 10. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
 9. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
 8. "Foreplay... cuddling... a Jedi craves not these things."
 7. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
 6. "Do me or do me not-there is no try."
 5. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
 4. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
 3. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
 2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
 1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"