TO ALL THE COWBOY FANS OUT THERE
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John Madden was in Denver to announce a football game one weekend
when he noticed a special phone near the Broncos' bench. He asked
Coach Shanahan what it was for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked the coach if he could use it, and the coach said: "Sure,
but it will cost you $100."Madden scratched his head, then said: "What the heck
I need some help picking some games." He pulled out his wallet and paid the
$100. Madden was perfect that week.
The next weekend, Madden was in Green Bay when he noticed the same
kind of phone near the Green Bay bench. He asked Coach Holmgren 
what the phone was for, and Mike said: " It's a hotline to God, and if you 
want to use it, it will cost you $100." Recalling the previous week,
Madden pulled out his wallet and gladly paid the $100.
Once again, Madden was perfect.
The next weekend, Madden was in Dallas at Texas Stadium when he
noticed the same phone near the Cowboy's bench. He asked Coach
Gailey if it was a hotline to God. Chan said, "Yes it is. Do 
you want to use it? It'll cost you 35 cents."
Madden looked at Coach Gailey and said, "Wait a minute! I just paid
$100 in Denver and $100 in Green Bay to use the same phone! Why in 
Dallas do they only charge 35 cents?"
Chan looked at Madden and replied very matter-of-factly, "In Texas,
it's a local call."