From The Original Hollywood Squares TV show. These are from the days
when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they
are now.
 
Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk?
Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment.
 
Peter Marshall: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party
and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out
directly and ask him if he's married?
Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
 
Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get
older?
Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
 
Peter Marshall: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say
"Ilove you"?
Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
 
Peter Marshall: Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain by the 
gods because he had given something to man. What did he give us?
Paul Lynde: I don't know what you got, but I got a sports shirt.
 
Peter Marshall: What are "Do It", "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"?
George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment.
 
Peter Marshall: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less
with your hands while you are talking?
Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter...and 
I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!
 
Peter Marshall: According to Zsa Zsa, does black look sexy on a woman?
Redd Foxx: I wouldn't have it any other way.
 
Peter Marshall: What are "dual purpose" cattle good for that other
cattlearen't?
Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies...but I don't recommend the
cookies!
 
Peter Marshall: If you find someone lying unconscious in the street,
should you do anything?
George Goebel: I'd probably crawl around him I guess.
 
Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
 
Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are
you going to get any during your first year?
Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing 
strawberries!

Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
 
Peter Marshall: Eddie, according to the Institute of Motivational
Research, a wife should be beware if another woman takes an interest in 
a certain item of her husband's clothing. What item?
Ed Asner: Well, shorts immediately springs to my mind.
 
Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects 
at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
 
Peter Marshall: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
 
Peter Marshall: Is there a weight limit for bags on airline flights in
this country?
Charley Weaver: If she can fit under the seat, she can fly.
 
Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in 
the closet?
Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
 
Peter Marshall: Can boys join the camp fire girls?
Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
 
Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his
tail.  What will a goose do?
Paul Lynde: Make him bark.
 
Peter Marshall: True or false, George...experts say there are only 
seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant.
George Gobel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of 'em.
 
Peter Marshall: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give
birth to?
Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
 
Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with
getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!
 
Peter Marshall: Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to have more
than one daddy?
Paul Lynde: Why, that bitch!
 
Peter Marshall: While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting
"Poo!Poo! Poo!" What does that mean?
George Goebel: Cattle crossing.