The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word
 from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one
 letter, and supply a new definition.  Here are some recent winners.  I
 especially like the last one.
     
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       Reintarnation:
 Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
       Foreploy:
 Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
       Giraffiti:
 Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
       Sarchasm:
 The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't
 get it.
       Inoculatte:
 To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
       Hipatitis:
 Terminal coolness.
       Karmageddon:
 It's, like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
 right?  And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious
 bummer.
       Glibido:
 All talk and no action.
       Dopeler effect:
 The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
 rapidly.
       Intaxication:
 Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was
 your
 money to start with.
       And, the pick of the bunch:
       Ignoranus:
 A person who's both stupid and an asshole.