One day Little Johnny was in his back yard digging a
     hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to
investigate.

     


"Whatcha doin?" he asked.

    


 Johnny replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying
him."

    

 "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?"
     asked the neighbor.

     Johnny shot back, "That's because he's inside
     your fuckin' cat!"