How "Real Men" Bathe A Cat

  1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.

  2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of  pet
      shampoo.

  3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

  4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a
      good deal of sudsing and washing motions.

  5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.

  6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it
      securely shut because kitty will erupt from the
      bowl as if jet propelled.

  7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself.