You're 'fixin' to install the latest version of the kernel.

You wear a Stetson when you're programming.

You have a SKOAL Can in your CD-ROM Drive.

Your root password is "Bubba".

Your outgoing FAXes, using efax of course, have tobacco stains on them.

You paint Penguins on the M$ Keys on your Keyboard.

You think legal game for the Hunting Season should include M$ employees.

You belong to the Texas A&M LINUX Users Group.

You shop for computer parts at WAL-MART.

You donate money to "Save the Penguins".

You have a spit cup hanging from your computer.

You overclock Pentium IIIs to start your barbecue grill.

You close your computer case with duct tape.

Your PostgreSQL Database comprises Moonshine Recipes.

You have a DVD Burner and a GFX Card with TV-out to record HEE HAW
episodes.

You hang fuzzy dice on your monitor.

You use an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.

The bumper sticker on your truck reads "My other computer is a laptop".

You have an NRA Sticker featuring a Penguin on your computer.

You have a Daisy Duke Screen Saver.

You change your Mouse Pointer Icon from an arrow to a Penguin with a beer
bottle.

Your computer is offended by your BO.

Your computer chair is a camoflauge color.

You think Bill Gates is a damn yankee because he lives up north.

You think that M$ software just "ain't right".

You have an"Elvis lives!" decal on your computer.

Your computer has a rifle rack.

You have a Penguin waving a Confederate Flag painted on your computer.

You have your computer up on blocks.

You think twisted means barbed wire.

You use Deer antlers as cable organizers.

Your joystick doubles as a Hat Rack.

You go looking in the woods when users tell you they can't find pine or
elm.

You have a bumper stick that says, "Tux is my Co-pilot".

You have a sign on your fence that says, "Beware of Tux".

if you think Red Hat is somethin you only wear during huntin season.

if you think WindowMaker is a rank bull.

if you think arpwatch is a program to keep tabs on the old folks.

if you think Electric Eyes is something you spotlight deer with.

if you think bible study is a time to download Enlightenment.

if fetchmail is the command you give Ol Yeller to go to the mailbox.

if you think gimp is that hitch you got in your sore leg.

if ppp is what happens when you've had too much beer.

if you think Samba is one of them new-fangled dances from South America.

if Sox is somethin you forgot to change for the last four days.

if tar is somethin you bought a pair of for the back of the pickup.