A man was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting
ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a
little man with no arms dancing all around on the river
bank. 

He thought to himself, "life isn't so bad after all,"
and climbed down from the railing.

He then walked down to the riverbank to thank the little
man for saving his life.

"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge
and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you
have no arms, I changed my mind."

"I am not dancing, you dickhead!" the armless man replied
bitterly. "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."