Man goes in bar. A mouse jumps out of his pocket. Bartender says, "nice mouse." Man says, "not ordinary mouse. it talks." Bartender says "oh yea, what about?" Man says, "See that woman at the end of the bar, the mouse will tell me what colour panties she has on." Bartender says "really? I gotta see this." Man points to woman says to mouse;"Mouse: woman!" Mouse runs down sees woman's panties from the floor and comes back and says "pink." "Wow, bartender says. will he do that for me?" Man says "Sure." Bartender sees a woman sitting at a table, points to her, says "Mouse: woman!" Mouse runs out, comes tearing back, bounces off the bar into the bartenders pocket shaking like a leaf. Bartender says "What's wrong with you?" Mouse says "I taught I taw a puddy tat!"