You know you're a riceboy if.... 1. you find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you got twice as many cylindaz" after EVERY race 2. you have a 4-door 'type-R' 3. your gumby pants make it hard to shift 4. more than 10 of your mods involve shielding what's actually underneath 5. you have stickers that even most asians don't get 6. you have stickers for parts you don't have 7. you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot' 8. your car has so much camber it can drive on its side 9. when you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter 10. your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter 11. you have 'powered by' anything anywhere on the car 12. birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees 13. you sell crack for the image, not the money 14. you have 'N/T' polished on one side of the car and don't know what bracket racing is 15. you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs 16. you can't race uphills 17. you have 'All Motor' emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 14.50 dial-in 18. you brag about having nitrous and have a 14.50 dial-in 19. the exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars 20. you've spent more money on stickers and stripes than you did on actual performance mods 21. you go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin 22. your tach is bigger than your head 23. you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic 24. you refuse to race because it's a 'show car' 25. your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" exhaust tip 26. at autocross events you don't compete because you have a drag-race setup, and at drag races you brag about kicking ass at the autocross 27. you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager 28. you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed 29. two years ago, your mom used to drive you to school in what's now your 'race car' 30. your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine