Mattel has announced the release of these new Limited Edition Barbie dolls exclusively for the San Antonio Area. You might want to run out and buy one or the whole collection...enjoy. TERRELL HILLS BARBIE: This princess Barbie is only sold at the Quarry Market Shopping Center. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a long haired dog named Honey and a freshly remodeled house. Available with or without a tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the "augmented" version. STONE OAK BARBIE: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with your choice of Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit. WESTSIDE BARBIE: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun and Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tined windows and her own Meth Lab starter kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash. Preferably in small untraceable bills. Unless you're a cop. Then we don't know what you're talking about. DOMINION BARBIE: This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW sports car or souped up Hummer2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and Country Club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. But you can't afford them anyway. SEGUIN BARBIE: This model comes dressed in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small. A NASCAR t-shirt and has a tattoo of Tweedy Bird on her left shoulder. She has really big, stiff hair, a six pack of Bud Lite and a Hank Williams Jr.'s greatest hits CD set. She can spit over 6 feet and regularly kicks Ken's ass when she is drunk. Purchase her pick-up truck separately and get the Confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free. ALAMO HEIGHTS BARBIE: This doll is actually made entirely of TOFU, has long gray hair and arch less feet, sandals with white socks, no makeup and a mutt. She prefers you call her "Willow". BOERNE BARBIE: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie dark has red lip liner with your choice of lips covered with sparkly pink or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back and white see-through halter-top. Accessories include; CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and a rusty old Ford pick-up. BONHAM EXCHANGE BARBIE: This is really Ken in a beautiful long blonde wig, with great legs and swim model boobs. Heavy make-up to hide the 5:00 o'clock shadow is included. Her outfits include feathers, sequins and beads, bright pastel colors and big clunky costume jewelry. She can lip sink to any Bette Midler or Cher song. Her boyfriend doll is borrowed from GI Joe.