A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and asks:
"Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?"
"Well my son, after the medicine woman delivers the baby, she looks out
the tee-pee window. The first thing she sees is the name of the baby.
For instance, your father was born right at sunrise. Thus his name
is Rising Sun. When your sister was born, the medicine woman saw some
deer. Thus her name is Running Deer."
"Oh," said the boy.
"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking ?"