Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards


10.  I admire your strength, I admire your spunk,
      but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

 9.  Our love will never become cold and hollow,
      unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

 8.  I bought this Valentine's card at the store
      in hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

 7.  This feels so good, it feels so right,
      I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

 6.  You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
      especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

 5.  Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
      but now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

 4.  Through all the things that came to pass
      our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

 3.  You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie,
      I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

 2.  I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny,
      so right to the point; let's do it, I'm horny!

 1.  If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
      you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!