Y2K Warning: 

Please take time out of your busy lives to check your toilet paper to make
sure
it is Y2K compliant. Word has it, if it isn't, come Jan 1, 2000, it will roll
back to 1900 at which time it will turn into Sears and Roebuck Catalogs, then
corncobs. You have been warned.  If you do not heed this warning, I can
guarantee that in the end, things will be rough for you.