Useful English System conversions/units:
   
   Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
   
   2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
   Hospital: 1 I.V. League
   
   2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
   
   1 millionth mouthwash: 1 microscope
   
   Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle
   
   Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
  Knot-furlong
   
   365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling:  1
   lite year
   
   16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Sterling
   
   Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
   
   1000 aches: 1 megahurtz
   
   Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
   
   Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
   
   Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line
   
   Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:  bananosecond
   
   A Half-Bath: 1 demijohn
   
   453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
   
   Given the old adage "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a  single
   step,"  the first step of a one-mile journey: 1 Milwaukee
   
   1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
   
   1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
   
   365.25 days: 1 unicycle
   
   2200 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
   
   10 cards: 1 decacards
   
   1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
   
   1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
   
   1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
   
   1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
   
   1 million billion picolos: 1 gigolo
   
   10 rations: 1 decoration
   
   100 rations: 1 C-ration
   
   10 millipedes: 1 centipede
   
   3 1/3 tridents: 1 decadent
   
   10 monologs: 5 dialogs
   
   5 dialogs: 1 decalog
   
   2 monograms: 1 diagram
   
   8 nickels: 2 paradigms
   
   2 wharves: 1 paradox
   
   100 Senators: Not 1 decision