She was so blonde that. . .  .

She thought a quarterback was a refund.
-She tripped over the cordless phone.
-She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted
to makeup her mind.
-She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
-If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
-When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened
around the home, she moved.
-Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
-What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in
front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
-What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
....A dope ring.
-Why can't blondes be pharmacists? ...Because they
can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
-What do you call a smart blonde? ...A golden
retriever.
-What's the definition of eternity? ...4 blondes
at a 4-way stop.
-What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the
ocean? ...An air pocket.
-What do you call a basement full of blondes? ...A
whine cellar.
-Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
...."This Goes In Front."

And the best one for last.....

-What did the blonde say when she looked into a box
of Cheerios?
"Oh, look!! Donut seeds!