Sparky
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Subject: 	Equal time dept



	Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at the
             brunettes.
	Here's their revenge :
		 
	1.  What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
	A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
		 
	2.  What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
	Brown-bagging it.
		 
	3.  What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
	No one else wants it.
		 
	4.  Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?
	So brunettes can remember them.
		 
	5.  What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
	Invisible.
		 
	6.  What's a brunette's mating call?
	"Has the blonde left yet? "
		 
	7.  Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
	The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
		 
	8.  Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
	When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
		 
	9.  What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
	The invitation
		 
	10.  What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
	A hostage
		 
	11.  Who makes bras for brunettes?
	Fisher-Price
		 
	12.  Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
	It matches their mustache.