UUUUU ROUTINE 151836Z NOV 99 FM DGV/OLD (DAVID.VERRETT@HE.BROOKS.AF.MIL; KD6TDF@STIC.NET) TO SEE DISTRIBUTION BT UNCLAS SUBJ: MODIFICATION OF EQUIPMENT FOR INTENDED USE THIS IS TO INFORM ALL PERSONNEL THAT THE FOLLOWING USAF EQUIPMENT IS UNSERVICABLE FOR ORIGINALLY INTENDED USE DUE TO ADVANCED AGE. SUBJECT EQUIPMENT IS APPROXIMATELY 40 YEARS OLD (EFFECTIVE DTG: 180000L NOV 99), AND EXHIBITS SEVERE WEAR/TEAR. THIS WEAR/TEAR IS DUE TO EXTENDED PIOUS EXISTENCE (TOO MUCH CLEAN LIVING) AND HAS AFFECTED THE ABILITY OF SUBJECT EQUIPMENT TO PERFORM THE INTENDED MISSION EFFECTIVELY. THIS MESSAGE APPLIES TO THE FOLLOWING EQUIPMENT: 1. DESCRIPTION OF EQUIPMENT: MAJOR, USAF 2. NOMENCLATURE: VERRETT, DAVID G. 3. LOCATION: SEE ATTACHMENTS 4. EFFECTIVE DTG: 201200L NOV 99 EQUIPMENT OPR HAS DETERMINED THIS EQUIPMENT MAY BE USED ON OR AFTER THE EFFECTIVE DATE FOR THE FOLLOWING MISSIONS ONLY: 1. SMOKING/GRILLING/COOKING THE FOLLOWING CONSUMABLES: BRISKET/TRI-TIP ROAST/PORK TENDERLOIN/JALAPENO PINTO BEANS 2. DEBAUCHERY; LIGHT DUTY CONSUMPTION OF THE ABOVE AND COPIOUS QUANTITIES OF DRAFT SHINER BOCK WILL BE REQUIRED ON THE EFFECTIVE DATE. CONSUMPTION OF ASPIRIN/IBUPROFEN WILL BE REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THE EFFECTIVE DATE. PERSONNEL WISHING TO OBSERVE A RESTRICTED USE DEMONSTRATION OF THIS EQUIPMENT SHOULD EMPLOY ANY TRANSPORTATION MEANS NECESSARY AND THE ATTACHED MAPS TO ARRIVE AT THE INDICATED LOCATION ON OR ABOUT 201200L NOV 99. PERSONNEL MUST DISPLAY THE PROPER ATTITUDE TO GAIN ADMISSION TO THE FACILITY. PRIMITIVE BILLETING FACILITIES ARE AVAILABLE ON-SITE FOR CONTINGENCY CIRCUMSTANCES. ADDITIONAL CONSUMABLES/DEBAUCHERY EQUIPMENT (ESPECIALLY PERSONAL DRAFT BEVERAGE CONTAINERS) ARE HIGHLY ENCOURAGED, BUT NOT REQUIRED. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT THE EQUIPMENT OPR AT DSN 240-5094, COM (210) 536-5094, COM (210) 666-8743. BT NNNN <> <>