Things Only a True Southerner Knows: The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit Pretty much how many fish make up a mess What general direction cattywumpus is How long "directly" is---As in "Going to town, be back directly." That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar When "by and by" is How to handle their "pot likker" The best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of cold tater salad The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece" The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash Never to go snipe hunting twice Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn